The 14 points of getting a girl with a boyfriend to sleep with you. Fuck you Wilson!
* Lie all the time
* Sex = love (in her mind)
* Cheating/fucking is the goal
* Never mention an ex girlfriend
* Make her feel like the “only girl in the world”- Beyonce (John Moran’s contribution) * Let her talk a lot, chicks like talking
a) Don’t be too nice
b) You have a dick. Don’t chop it off and attach a pussy. c) You’re not her girlfriend and you don’t want to be d) You’re a guy who wants to fuck her
i) Introduce yourself
ii) Make small talk
iii) Ask if she has a boyfriend, if not proceed to step 14 2) Let her complain about said boyfriend
e) Don’t always agree otherwise your plan will be foiled f) Chicks ...